Top 10 Escort Do's & Don'ts
Escort Tip #1
* Do find out what an escort actually is before you call one. ( Gender verification may be necessary )
Escort Tip #2
* Don't get drunk and forget you called an escort. ( Enough said )
Escort Tip #3
* Do request more than one escort if you are a professional basketball player or the governor of any major city. ( Not sure why this is important...it just seems to be )
Escort Tip #4
* Don't tell anyone that you are a professional basketball player or the governor of any major city.
( Unless your lying )
Escort Tip #5
* Do plan on tipping an escort well for outstanding service. ( Doubling the tax will not work here )
Escort Tip #6
* Don't ask an escort to tip you for outstanding service. ( See escort tip #1 )
Escort Tip #7
*Do wear clean underwear. ( Your mother would be so proud - but don't think of your mother right now )
Escort Tip #8
* Don't eat the hotel buffet before your escort arrives. ( Or any other time )
Escort Tip #9
* Do make 9 -12 seconds of small talk, escorts love this. ( If you can think of 9 -12 seconds worth of words that is )
Escort Tip #10
* Don't get drunk and forget you called an escort. ( Enough said )
Follow these ten simple escort tips & you are sure to have the third best time of your life...Promise.
Written By Big B.
April 1, 2008
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