So You Want To Hire An Escort

List of ten Las Vegas escort do's & dont's you may not have thought of.

Escort Tip #1

* Do find out what an escort actually is before you call one. ( Gender verification may be necessary )

Escort Tip #2

* Don't get drunk and forget you called an escort. ( Enough said )

Escort Tip #3

* Do request more than one escort if you are a professional basketball player or the governor of any major city. ( Not sure why this is important...it just seems to be )

Escort Tip #4

* Don't tell anyone that you are a professional basketball player or the governor of any major city.
( Unless your lying )

Escort Tip #5

* Do plan on tipping an escort well for outstanding service. ( Doubling the tax will not work here )

Escort Tip #6

* Don't ask an escort to tip you for outstanding service. ( See escort tip #1 )

Escort Tip #7

*Do wear clean underwear. ( Your mother would be so proud - but don't think of your mother right now )

Escort Tip #8

* Don't eat the hotel buffet before your escort arrives. ( Or any other time )

Escort Tip #9

* Do make 9 -12 seconds of small talk, escorts love this. ( If you can think of 9 -12 seconds worth of words that is )

Escort Tip #10

* Don't get drunk and forget you called an escort. ( Enough said )

Follow these ten simple escort tips & you are sure to have the third best time of your life...Promise.

Written By Big B.

April 1, 2008

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